The Dolphins decided today to use their QB to sell season tickets to fans that have dropped their membership. A recording was used by a telemarketing company that according to the company spokesman were neither creepy nor pathetic.  

Here is the article: http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2008/10/16/ap5566454.html 

Fortunately we were able to obtain records of the test calls:

Ex Dolphin Ticket holder: Hello?

Pennington: Hello Mr. Jones, it looks like you have not seen the dolphins lose 25 of the last 35 games we have played and we are wondering why?

Ex Dolphin Ticket Holder: Well I don't like wasting my money.

Pennington: We lowered the drinks to $10 for a 12 ounce beer and hot dogs are only $6. How does that sound?

Ex Dolphin Ticket Holder: That is really expensive don't you think?

Pennington: Not if you love your 1972 Dolphins.

Ex Dolphin Ticket Holder: Are you kidding me? You guys have been using that to dismiss all the crappy seasons, bad management, and high prices for 36 years. Don't you think it's time to move on?

Pennington: I'll play catch with your son

Ex Dolphin Ticket Holder: My son can catch, I'm afraid you would not know what to do with yourself. 

Pennington: ummm, What are you wearing?

Ex Dolphin Ticket Holder: What? Why did you raise the pitch of your voice? 

Pennington: That sounds hot...

Ex Dolphin Ticket Holder: "click"

Pennington: Not again...